Eviction Notice

I found this recently and think it is hilarious, and appropriate.



To: Baby Isabella Grace

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 6 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 6 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 6 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Mommy

Peanut Shell sling

Today I ordered a baby sling from thepeanutshell.com. The one that I picked was on sale. I'm really excited! The Peanut Shell slings have really great reviews. Anytime I order anything online I always check retailmenot.com if the checkout has a spot for a promo code. For this sling I was able to find a promotional code for 25% off. So with the sale and the promo code I ended up paying $25.5 for a $48 dollar sling! Yay!

P.S. Only 19 days left until my due date!